Synæsthesia and wine writing (and Valentini 2004 Trebbiano)

Synæsthesia is “the use of metaphors in which terms relating to one kind of sense-impression are used to describe sense-impressions of other kinds; the production of synæsthetic effect in writing or an instance of this” (Oxford English Dictionary, online edition).

A famous example of synæsthesia is found in Dante, Inferno 33.9, where Count Ugolino says to Dante and Virgil:

parlare e lagrimar vedrai insieme (you will see me speak and weep together).

(This is also an example of zeugma, one of my favorite figures of rhetoric, if only for the term’s etymology.)

Synæsthesia is inherent to wine writing: when we describe wine, we use “one kind of sense-impression… to describe sense-impressions of other kinds.”

The wine descriptor velvety is a great example of this (Italian Wine Guy published this excellent post, The Allure of Velour, on its usage yesterday).

In our confabulationes, my comrade Howard and I often discuss synæsthesia in wine writing.

The other night he and I (he in the Hollywood Hills, I in Austin) exchanged messages on whether or not to decant a 2004 Valentini Trebbiano d’Abruzzo. The next day, he sent me the following tasting notes, which he graciously has allowed me to share with you.

    We started with a Lambrusco rosé from Lini, which was subtler and more satisfying that I had expected. What I’d wanted was “amiable,” and it was that, to be sure, but there was also something come-hitherish which made all of us want to refill our glasses until it was gone.

    The Valentini was another story — one with a narrative arc. It was dull, cloudy in the glass, and at first seemed like a seaside breeze, seashells in the sun, but old, distant, as if we were trying to hear a conversation at the other end of a transAtlantic cable. Then it thickened, notes becoming chords, with sweet second-order harmonics, lush feedback. It could have stayed there and we would have been happy. But then, about an hour in, it went all psychedelic on us. Weird aromas, flavor notes, speaking to each of us in individual tongues. For me, it was witch hazel and Pinaud Lilac Vegetal, taking me all the way back to the Brooklyn days when my uncle would walk me to the barbershop — I’d get a haircut, he’d get a shave, as the Men Born Elsewhere chattered in their native languages. The memories came flooding back. Then the Valentini got even stranger, more ethereal — and was gone.

    To go with the cheese (a Manchego with membrillo, and a truly memorable Red Hawk from Cowgirl Creamery, a washed-rind triple cream, perfectly ripe, perhaps the best domestic cheese I’ve ever had) we opened another of the 1998 G. Conterno Barolos. The bottle we shared at Lou told a story (or many stories). This one never really lost its martial beat. It was stern, perhaps a bit disapproving. The cheese evolved before our eyes, but the wine simply looked on, aristocratic and unengaged. I look forward to seeing what it’s like this evening. It may not have been ready to yield up its pleasures, but time is on my side.

From this moment on, I hereby declare feedback to be a canonical wine descriptor!

Thanks for the tasting notes and photos, Howard.

Addendum:

The 2004 harvest was the penultimate vinified by Edoardo Valentini before his passing in April 2006.

I and my (new) desk

Above: my new desk, given to me by Alfonso, means a lot to me.

“Though I always say, I and My Chimney, as Cardinal Wolsey used to say, ‘I and My King,’ yet this egotistic way of speaking, wherein I take precedence of my chimney, is hereby borne out by the facts; in everything, except the above phrase, my chimney taking precedence of me” (Melville, Herman. “I and My Chimney.” Putnam’s Monthly Magazine. March, 1856).

Herman Melville was remarkably fond and jealous of his chimney — so much so that it inspired a transgressive syntagmeme.

I and my desk: my new desk is a synecdoche for my vita nova here in Austin. The last year and a half have been filled with some amazing adventures but I am simply thrilled to be in one place again, to have a desk, and to feel purpose, meaning, and direction in my life again. My peregrination has happily come to an end.

Thanks for the wonderful desk, Alfonso! It has found a good home with me and I with it…

In other news…

Last night, I seared a beef filet and served with a red wine reduction, fennel braised in white wine, and pan-roasted fingerling potatoes.

Tracie B and I paired it with Dora and Patrizia’s excellent 2004 Vino Nobile di Montepulciano (Sanguineto). The wine showed beautifully: classic red fruit flavor, brilliant acidity, a little bit of delightful secondary fermentation, and balanced alcohol — a gorgeous manifestation of Sangiovese, terroir, and a classically Tuscan vintage. This is one of those wines that genuinely expresses its place and the people make it. I love it. (Thanks again, Lance, for finding it and turning me on to it!)

*****

I and my chimney will never surrender.
— Herman Melville

Angelo Gaja’s rosy glasses and apocalyptic vision and blogs I (can’t) read

Neither Franco nor I can decipher the cryptic post published by the bishop of Barbaresco, Angelo Gaja (photo by Alfonso Cevola), at I numeri del vino (one of the most important resources in the enoblogosphere for hard data on Italian wine). Gaja seems to want his cake and eat it too, riding both sides of the fence in the Brunello controversy, warning producers that “nothing can be the same” while painting a rosy picture of a world of Italian wine free of commercial fraud. Read our faithful translation at VinoWire and let me know what you think.

Blogs I (can’t) read…

I haven’t been doing much blog-surfing lately because I am slammed with work right now and just finished my move to my new apartment in Austin. But there are some new feeds in my Google reader.

In the world of corporate blogging (clogging), I’ve really been enjoying Italian Wine Guy’s newest creation, The Blend. His insights into the current state of our industry should be required reading for any and all wine professionals (old and young).

An old comrade from the early days of the Italian wine and food revolution (think 1998-1999) in New York, Wayne Young, has taken up blogging from the far eastern front of the now Napoleonic empire (it’s funny how the revolution always becomes an empire, isn’t it?). Wayne’s winemaking knowledge is impressive and his “tell it like it is” anecdotes from the world of wine and wine writing are always thought-provoking.

When in the mood for some Lacanian musings (contemplating the signifier over the signified), I often find myself gazing mindlessly at two blogs I can’t read.

FinareVinare in Sweden often links to me and to Eric le Rouge. I have no idea what FinareVinare is saying but I know its author likes some of the same wines I do.

Billigt Vin, also in Sweden, is another one. When I “read” it, I’m like a young Petrarch with his cherished manuscript of Cicero: I can’t understand what the words mean but I know they mean something important (well, I don’t mean to compare myself to Petrarch — he was kind of a big deal, after all).

Lastly, I cannot omit a blog that I can read, Armadillo Bar by Alessandro, a long lost brother in wine and roots music and the greatest Austinophile on the planet. Sometimes, instead of checking the Austin Chronicle for what show Tracie B and I should go to, I just email Alessandro, who always responds with incredible celerity and pinpoint precision. Every time I see an armadillo on the road, I think of Alessandro and his blog.

Even if you can’t read it, Armadillo Bar is always worth the visit for the tracks Alessandro spins.

incipit annus secundus vinorum alborum

Thus beginneth the second year of white wine… (IWG got me excited about Latin this morning.)

Last year was my first official “year of white wine.” Tracie B and I kicked off the second last night with colleagues at our favorite Austin wine bar Vino Vino.

The 2006 Santa Chiara by Paolo Bea was deep golden in color (the result of skin contact during maceration, no doubt) and showed gorgeously. My favorite vintage of this wine so far.

The 2005 Savennieres Les Clos Sacrés was oxidized and unctuous, “mouth watering,” in Tracie B’s words (I’ll leave you salivating for her tasting notes at My Life Italian).

And while I’m loving Josh Loving’s superb list at Vino Vino (and was very psyched to find out he’s a fan of my band Nous Non Plus!), the most intriguing wine was brought by one of my colleagues: Anas-Cëtta by Elvio Cogno, a grape variety I’d never tried before. Click here for the fact sheet.

De austinopoli: a new category and an ichthyophagian surprise

Above: “Maguro sashimi and goat cheese with cracked pepper, Fuji apple and pumpkin seed oil” at Uchi in Austin. If that’s not fusion, then grits ain’t groceries and eggs ain’t poultry…

There’s a new category at Do Bianchi: de austinopoli or on the city of Austin. It appeared for the first time over the weekend, with the “beans don’t burn in the kitchen” post (btw, I swear it wasn’t me who burned the beans: they were burning in Tracie B’s neighbor’s apartment). Austin is my new home (my new desk is arriving this week!) and I’ve already begun posting about our enogastronomic experiences here in Texas. (On Kim’s recommendation, I’ve been reading T. R. Fehrenbach’s Lone Star, a history of Texas, which I find fascinating — the book and the historia.)

Above: “Avo bake, creamy baked tiger shrimp and krab [sic], served in an avocado.” We ordered this dish on the recommendation of my new hair stylist, Felicia. It was a fresh and delicious take on the ubiquitous crab/shrimp casserole you find in Californian “sushi” restaurants.

I’ll confess that I was highly skeptical when so many of my friends (Californians among them) suggested that I take Tracie B to Austin’s top “sushi” destination Uchi. Raw fish in land-locked central Texas? Not exactly in line with the Danny Meyer motto if it grows with it, it goes with it.

What we found was not a “sushi” restaurant per se but a truly delightful and entirely playful “fusion” menu. The restaurant’s signature dish, in particular, “Maguro sashimi and goat cheese” (raw fish and caprine dairy?) seemed to challenge the very tenets of our occidental palates. (In many parts of Italy, for example, the mixture of fish and dairy is considered as taboo as the contact of meat and dairy in kashrut.)

As Franco often points out, rules are rules: I cannot conceal that we both found the confluence of textures to be ethereal (including the delicately unctuous quality of the pumpkin seed oil), the savoriness of the fish an excellent complement to the slightly sweet cheese, and the fattiness of the materia prima utterly decadent.

Rarely do you find waitstaff so knowledgeable (our bartender Scranton was extremely helpful in navigating the unusual menu and negotiating the extensive sake list; he made the long wait at the bar on a Friday night well worth it). We thoroughly enjoyed our experience.

Above: “Tomato katsu, panko-fried green tomatoes.” Need I say more?

In other news…

Who’s Who in America just published these interviews I did with Josh Greene, Eric Asimov, and Lettie Teague (click to read). We had fun with the Q/A and you might be surprised by some of the responses. Buona lettura!

*****

If I don’t love you baby,
grits ain’t groceries,
eggs ain’t poultry,
and Mona Lisa was a man.

“It’s frequently beans”: fire narrowly averted in Austin

I’d never had to call 911 until today. Tracie B and I were hanging around her apartment this afternoon and I was working on the final touches to my Italian cinema translation when we heard a smoke alarm sounding off. We were greeted by a waft of smokey aroma when we went outside.

Emergency services put me on the line with the fire department and it took them about 5 minutes to get here. They broke down the door of apartment 109 (across from Tracie B’s) and found a pot of beans burning on the stove. They told me that I did the right thing by calling, saying that the apartment could have easily been lost, as could have the apartment above it.

“It’s frequently beans,” said one of the fireman stoically.

The police came as well and so did a fire department Chaplain (above). He shook my hand before they left.

Thank goodness: everything worked out ok.

What they drank for Christmas, the mini-series

Do Bianchi has received so many “what they drank for Christmas” entries. Thank you so much to everyone who sent them in! Here are a few that didn’t make the cut-off before we “went to press.”

For Tom in Chicago, “the real wine treat came two nights after Christmas when I opted for a relaxing night at home with a humble meal and a truly special wine: 2000 Pieropan Soave Classico La Rocca.” (Read Tom’s complete tasting notes at VinoWire.)

In San Diego, Robin and her date (I wonder who it could be?) poured some Gaja on New Year’s eve: “A 1988 Sperss which I bought off a client with a pristine cellar. Popped and poured. Fabulous nose from minute-one, not shut down at all. Dusty plum, juniper, wet earth. A little horsesweat in the mid-palate, but it integrated perfectly within 15 minutes. I checked it out this morning and James ‘Always Wrong’ Suckling gave it a 92. At least the guy’s consistent!”

Back in the Tri-State area, Tyler (aka Dr. Vino) pulled the cork on “1992 Montelena mmm, delicious!!”

Barbara and Luigi in Modena nonchalantly drank one of those life-changing wines: “And what about a Brunello di Montalcino Case Basse Soldera Riserva ’99 in the last day of the year? :)” (Luigi and I share a keen interest in Antonioni and Veneto poet Andrea Zanzotto.) That’s me with Gianfranco Soldera on his estate in September 2008 (before I lost the ‘stache!).

But it’s not all good. Just to keep a little yin in our yang, D wrote in from Florida where she and her husband spend the holidays every year with her in-laws: “For Christmas we drank some horrible California merlot and, like, Barefoot chardonnay. Not by choice. It’s FL, there are no good wines and these were selected by our Republican relatives. Oh, and a few days later, my inlaws served Boone’s Farm sangria flavor with dinner. No joke.” That’s D’s DIY cork-screw doormat above.

At Jaynes Gastropub in San Diego, the bubbles flowed freely on New Year’s Eve. That’s Erik (aka Benoit), showing off his sure and steady pour, magnum in hand.

And me and Tracie B back here in Austin? We opened a magnum Gaston Chiquet with friends to ring in the New Year.

Happy new year, everyone, everywhere! Let’s hope it’s a good one, without any fear.

What they drank for Christmas

In keeping with a Do Bianchi tradition born last year, here are notes and images from friends from both sides of the Atlantic on what they ate and drank over the holiday season. Thanks to everyone for reading and clicking Do Bianchi this year! I’m looking forward to 2009 and grabbing life by the “longhorns.” Happy new year!

Dan (aka Jean-Luc Retard) writes that “Puro was a big hit in Scotland,” where he spent the holiday with Kate’s family. “I think I’m the only Jew who received a kilt for Xmas.” See y’all in Paris, man!

In Erbusco (Franciacorta), Giovanni drank my new favorite Franciacorta, Camossi rosé disgorged in October 2007. Giovanni is ALL ABOUT disgorgement.

Writing from Bergamo, Franco gave me a case of Nebbiolo envy. What would Freud say? Note: those are both magnums. Franco, we sure had an interesting 2008, didn’t we? What a ride! Long live Sangiovese and Nebbiolo, my friend! Un abbraccio…

“If I still have that mag of 61 Latour or 66 Lynch Bages,” chimes in David from Los Angeles. “I will photo and poo poo as I still don’t get it. I try, but I don’t get it.” David, I know, I still don’t get it either! I miss you, dude…

“My 83 year old mother faded fast post Prosecco,” wrote Ron from San Diego. “We went on to a Biondi Santi we had been holding since 98. Merry Happy.”

In Philadelphia, McDuff and family enjoyed some Champagne by Bereche, “a roaring fire, a couple of fun movies, take-out from one of my favorite spots and a single bottle to enjoy with it all.”

Biondivino in San Francisco uncorked some obligatory Paolo Bea.

“Two bottles of cheery Chidaine rosé bubbly” paired well with Howard’s menorah in the Hollywood Hills.

In Milan, Alessandro drank a wine that I love, 2001 Brunello di Montalcino by Il Paradiso di Manfredi, a wine that my friends the Marcucci brothers turned me on to.

In the borough of Brooklyn, 1999 Billiot was the wine BrooklynGuy and BrooklynLady “opened as an aperitif with friends before Christmas dinner, the night before our daughter [BrooklynBabyGirl2] was born.” Congratulations BrooklynPeople! And, Neil, thanks for all the support and the friendship this year. It meant a lot.

Jayne and Jon had a Christmas feast of “Carnitas and tomatillo à la Jayne” at their San Diego restaurant. Guys, what can I say? Thanks for helping the Jar get his groove back on in 2008. I’ll never forget this amazing year we spent together. You are the best…

Alfonso weighed in from Dallas, with something special from our home state: “We had our last bottle of 1986 Hanzell Pinot Noir… the color and the aromas and the flavors were a marriage of all the best things one would look for in a classic California red wine.”

Alfonso, what can I say? I simply cannot thank you enough for everything you did for me in 2008. You were our Galeotto and “he that wrote it” too… I love ya, man…

Among other good stuff we opened this holiday season in Austin, Tracie B and I paired a Donnafugata 2006 Ben Ryé with Mrs. B’s excellent homemade Chex mix… soooooo yummmy…

My dearest beautiful Tracie B, love of my life, what a wondrous year 2008 was. I guess that everything does happen for a reason…